Aku Sayang Kamu

Ni bukan entry pasal boypren. Walaupun gembira bukan kepalang sebab tadi ada la on the phone dalam dekat 30mins, rekod terlama kot semenjak dua menjak ni. Hehe anda perasan tak bahawa saya cakap ni bukan entry pasal boypren tapi baru je cerita pasal boypren? Hipokrittt!

Ok anyway, tadi masa dalam kereta, Ayah pasang CD lagu apa tah. Lagu2 lama. Mama cakap Ayah curi CD dia. Ok whatever. Kes curi CD ni memang femes dari dulu lagi.

Lagu tu punya lyric, sumpah paling annoying yang aku pernah dengar seumur hidup.

Lebih kurang camni bunyinya :

Aku sayang kamu..

Aku sayang kamu..

Kau kusayang..

Oh sayang..

Aku sayang kamu..

Oh kusayang kamu..

Aku sayang kamu..

Aku sayang kamu..

Aku sayang kamu..

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Aku sayang kamu!

Get it? Repetitive nak mampos. Tak caya, cuba dengar. Aku sanggup gi jumpa korang dan bagi dengar lagu ni. Betul. Annoying sangat.

Petua Untuk Tikus

Semua rumah mesti ada tikus, betul? Betul. Jangan tipu.

Ni tikus educated. Dia tak layan rumah-rumah orang. Dia ambush universiti.

Bersih camne pun rumah tu, kalau neighbourhood rumah tu kotor, tikus datang gak. I admit that my house is clean. Mom's a housewife and what else can she do, melainkan masak, kemas rumah, etc. Tapi rumah saya is a townhouse. wet kitchen cuma ada grill. And blakang rumah ada lake, kekadang bila lake itu tak di-maintain, akan timbul semak samun. So bila camtu, korang rasa sape yang datang bertandang?

Tadaaaa! Makhluk ni la yang akan menziarahi rumah korang. Dan rumah saya.

Jadi, tadi, masa kat dapur Mama cakap-cakap pasal racun tikus.

Haritu dia ada beli racun tikus kat kedai hardware. Apek tu bagi petua untuk racunkan tikus.

Campurkan racun tikus dengan ikan bilis panggang.

Letak la kat dapur blakang. Nanti tikus tu akan datang. Lepas dia makan, dia akan kehausan. Tapi puan-puan jangan risau! Sebab pastu dia takkan mati dalam rumah kita. Sebab, dia akan lari bergelimpangan keluar dari rumah kita untuk cari air. Sebab lepas makan tu dia akan kehausan.

Mana tau kalau tgh jalan-jalan kat memana, terjumpa tikus mati ada ikan bilis panggang teselit kat celah gigi dia, tau la dari rumah sape. Heeee :D

This is in fact the hardest time of my life.

The hardest.

Ten Years

Tears back then was less painful. Less meaningful.

It was tears for witnessing others' tears, others' sufferings.

Those were the tears that you can wipe, go to bed, wake up the next morning and feel good.

But it was different with tears ten years later.

Once it roll down the cheek, it throb the heart and paralyze the mind.

Those are the tears that you can shed, go to bed, wake up the next morning and pretend that everything's good, and go back to bed with your heart still throbbed.

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On the other hand, I discovered :

1. The person who will hurt you the most is the one who promised that they would never do so ( Quoted from an acquaintance's FB )
2. When you're in love, do not put on too much trusts and hopes to anyone but yourself, unless you're prepared to be hurt
3. In some circumstances, all you can do is to be strong for the sake of the people you love
4. When in doubt, trust food
5. Be damn good at pretending that life's treating you just and fair, when it actually does not
6. Take cognizance on things that are happening around you, and learn from the lessons life's got to offer

Sekolah Menengah

I found this on Facebook:

“Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.♥”

And it reminds me of how me and my friends used to be so kecoh back then in high school. Duduk sebelah2. Satu gang duduk dekat, depan belakang semua lah janji dekat2. Senang nak gossip, yang penting senang nak meniru ke, pinjam pembaris je, eraser ke. Lagi2 budak jantan, diorang anggap bebudak pompuan ni kedai stationaries, semua nak pinjam.

Bising jangan cakap lah, macam hari2 makan bontot ayam. Kecoh nak mampos.

Sampai ada satu time tu, cikgu ape tah tak ingat. Dia pindahkan tempat kitorang. Sorang depan kat hujung kiri nun sana, sorang kat hujung depan, 2 orang kena antar gi blakang. Kesimpulannya, clan yang utuh dibina tu dah pecah lah skarang cikgu tu punya pasal.

Tapi, macam quote di atas cakap, we talk no matter where we are.

Dari depan boleh main panggil2 sahut2 ngan yang blakang. And vice versa. Yang kanan kiri pun turut sama berkomunikasi dengan penuh kekepohan.

Takde effect pun cikgu tu pindahkan tempat sebenarnya. Saje dia dengki ngan kitorang hahaha.

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High school best lah. Sick bay sebelah class je. Bila time class Ekonomi, aku malas, aku buat2 period pain, pegi sick bay, memain dalam tu ngan kawan2. Wina jadi tukang cover line.

Ada skali tu, cikgu Ekonomi tah apa mimpi tah pegi check aku kat sick bay. Betul2 time dia bukak je pintu, time tu aku tgh terbahak2 gelak, sedang bergurau senda ngan kengkawan.

Terkejut aku bila nampak cikgu kat pintu. Dan2 tu lah terus aku pegang perut, mengeluh sakit perut, sambil tahan gelak. Cikgu tu tak terkata apa. Memang dasar penipu aku ni. Haha.

Hampir Ke Situ

A song that I recently listen to, which has a very meaningful lyrics.

The Guy

Last night I had a somewhat weird dream, of a guy who happened to be my boyfriend, but he seemed to be a bit older than me. Something funny happened in my dream. But the thing is, he's handsome, charismatic, and, gentleman. The weird part is that I can't seem to forget him, as if he's real. Oh, and he cooks!

I kept asking, who are you?

Budget 2011

Service tax increase by one per cent? I think the quality of service should increase, too, isn't it?

Mummy I Miss You Muchooo!

What happened this morning (nearly noon) : Mama called. Wake up call I shall say.

Mama : Darling, tolong bukakkan Facebook Mama. Aunty Lulu ada bagi message penting kena baca.

Me : Ok nanti Darling call Ma balik.

*Few minutes later*

Me : *Told Mama about the message*

Mama : Oh tu je ke? Ok. BANGUN! BANGUN! BANGUN! Mama tau!

Me : Ma tau apaa? *Mamai mata separuh bukak*

Mama : Matahari dah terpacak dah! Bangun!

Me : Ma, sini tgh hujan lebat, takde matahari.

Mama : Oh ye ke. Ok lah. Bye.

Comel la Ma. See you soonn! XX

Soalan Cepu Cemas ( Part VII )

Ok ni update mengejut namanya. Walaupun tadi baru update tapi begitu pantas mereka mem-produce-kan statement-statement yang terbaru. Mari kita zassss!

Zati tengah mengomel pasal perut dia sakit.

Zati : I sakit perut lah. I rasa I makan lalat. I tanak present esok. (Ada lah dalam 3 4 kali dia ulang)

Idy : I rasa you makan pedas sangat kot tadi.

Zati ngomel-ngomel lagi pasal lalat la apa la. Last-last dia cakap..

Zati : I rasa I lapar sebenarnya.

*Zati, air ada, pegi jerang, masak ramen, and stop cakap u makan lalat, because you did not. OK?*

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Tadi lalat. Now semut.

Tengah cerita pasal terminum lalat la apa la. Skali masuk part semut.

Alia : Dulu masa aku kat asrama, aku kempunan sangat nak makan cake. Tapi cake tu dah kena hurung semut. Tapi aku makan jugak. Sebab tu lah SPM aku dapat 5A je.


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Ok dah lets jom tido. Nanyte people!

Soalan Cepu Cemas ( Part VI )

Farrah : Al, kau ada cerita apa lagi dalam laptop?

Alia : Lower Crack jela aku ada yang lain aku dah delete

Farrah : Lower Crack tu cite apa?? *sambil merenung tajam je laptop Alia tgk nama cerita tu*

Farrah : Lovewrecked lah ngok bukan Lower Crack! Hahahahha

*Anyway, tengok lah cerita tu best jugak sengal. And ada Jonathan Bennet hot nak meninggal*

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Sedang aku tgh meng-upload gambar kat Fesbuk yang banyak nak mampos sebab photographer ternak gambar dalam camera dia, skali datang bilik aku malam ni, segedebukkkk "Nahh, gambar-gambar!"

And I was like, okayy. Memang banyak gila it took me hours to pick those to be uploaded, and it took me extended hours to upload it on Facebook. Beratus ratus ratussss zasss!

So while I was uploading the photos..

Zati : Banyaknya gambar nanti terkejut Mark Zuckerberg.


*Kalau camni gamaknya, dah lama Mark Zuckerberg tu mampos hahahha*

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Sekarang time aku tengah update blog ni, time kat laptop ni menunjukkan tepat 2.56AM.

Apa yang kitorang tgh buat? Main facial2. Rumate aku dealer Amway, so dia ada 2 customer malam ni. Zati ngan Idy. Diorang tgh pakai mask.

Sedang mereka main facial2..

Idy : Kita ni macam cuti pulak besok kan (padahal besok ada tutorial at 8AM and Zati even kena present tapi boleh main pakai2 mask pulak malam ni)

Zati : Tu lah.. Kita ni manja sangat lah. Asyik berangan nak cuti je.

*Apa relevannya suka ponteng class ngan manja?*

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Idy ada sorang niece nama Ayris (Kekadang sebutannya Iris).

Kalau korang, korang rasa Ayris @ Iris tu laki ke pompuan? Kalau boypren aku dia rasa pompuan sebab Goo Goo Dolls ada nanyi lagu tajuk Iris. Ok whatever dia mereng sebab LLB.

So, tadi kitorang tgh tgk gambar2 niece and nephews Idy. Ada la gambar si Ayris ni.

Tiba-tiba..

Alia : Ayris tu bukan lelaki ke?


*Alia even confessed yang sebelum2 ni dia tgk gambar Ayris kat FB Idy, dia ingat Ayris tu lelaki, dia fikir, laa lelaki, buang tebiat ke pakai ribbon2*

Jubah, Serban dan dot dot dot.

And so I went to Changlun with them girls, have lunch and went groceries shopping. Then masa kat dalam C-Mart tgh jenjalan cari Vitagen purple, pastu sambil fikir-fikir nanarogaya apa nak beli, nampak ada sorang Pak Arab ni pandang-pandang. Senyum jela balik. Senyum gerakkan hujung mulut sikit je, takde la beria mana pun, buat syarat nak sedekah hari Jumaat, ye tak? Pastu pegi cashier nak bayar, terpandang Pak Arab tu ada nun hujung kat belah kanan sana kat tempat buah-buahan, tgh pandang, usha gatal. Uishh ni lebih dah ni, detik hati kecilku.

Lepas dah bayar Vitagen and air mineral cap Pyramid, aku pun jalan lagi pegi ATM, nak cucuk duit nak bayar broadband, The girls were nowhere to be seen. Tah merayap mana bebudak ni. Dah cucuk duit, nampak Idy and Zati turun from escalator.

"Babe! I takut!" Aku pun cerita bla bla bla Pak Arab bla bla bla usha I yadda yadda.

Pastu kitorang tiga pegi Celcom, which was situated just opposite the cashiers. Pastu nampak lagi Pak Arab tu. Pandang-pandang lagi. Idy cakap silap-silap japgi dia bayarkan semua broadband aku. Hotak kau!

Pastu dah bayar broadband, jumpa the guys. Borak-borak, pastu jalan nak kuar from entrance, tiba-tiba Idy panggil.

"Babe I tau! U pura-pura jalan ngan ************* konon-konon tu boyfriend u, pegi jalan depan Pak Arab tu". Masa tu Pak Arab tu ada kat Watson tgh berdiri cam tak buat pape tapi macam tgh tunggu aku dtg cakap "Hye, boleh ngorat" kat dia.

*Maaf nama pelakon tempelan itu tidak boleh di-disclose-kan di sini atas sebab-sebab tertentu*

So aku ngan mamat ni pun jalan la feeling-feeling couple tak mesra, jalan masuk Watson, lalu depan Pak Arab tu. Dia pandang lagi. Masuk Watson, dia pandang lagi. Rimas la ngok!

Pastu dah kuar Watson, lepak luar C-Mart tu tunggu the other guys and lagi 2 orang minah tah merayap mana tah lama sangat. Kitorang diri lat luar, Pak Arab tu pun nak jugak keluar. Dia cakap-cakap ngan kawan dia pastu pandang-pandang. Tembel betul la dia ni.

Pastu kitorang masuk dalam balik sebab luar panas. Dia pun masuk balik jugakkk.

Pastu aku pegi tgk budak jejantans 2 ekor tu beli cake kat depan escalator, Pak Arab tu lalu kat situ, naik escalator pegi 2nd floor. Aku pun cepat-cepat panggil bebudak ni, "Dah jom balik cepat!". Sementara orang tu dah naik atas dia tak nampak baik kitorang blah cepat-cepat takkan nak duduk C-Mart tu sampai malam?

Pastu jejantans tu pun dah nak balik, kitorang dah masukkan baarang dalam keta semua, nampak Pak Arab tu keluar dari C-Mart, pandang kiri kanan macam tgh mencari-cari. Aku ngan Idy bersungguh-sungguh menyorok dalam keta, takut dia nampak. Terus Pak Arab tu blah naik keta dia balik.

Eh korang jangan memain tau dengan Pak Arab. Diorang ada jenis yang gatal nak mati, duit banyak semua jalan. Sumpah takut. Tapi sekarang dah sampai bilik Alhamdulillah mintak-mintak dia tak recognize Bihun (kereta saya) sebab kalau tak nanti dia follow mana je kitorang pegi, mampos.

Anyway, terima kasih kepada pelakon tempelan, kerana jadi boyfriend 5 minit saya yang super tak romantik! Hahaha

Soalan Cepu Cemas ( Part V )

Hai uolss! Dah lama tak update apa bebudak bakal loya ni merapik dalam hidup diorang dengan bertanyakan soalan atau membuat statement bodoh. Awas! Bodoh disini jangan diambil maksudnya secara literal, ok? Kalau tak faham sebenarnya apa "soalan/statement bodoh" tu jangan malu nak tanya orang empunya blog ni. Heee :D

We were hanging out at my room last night, and Zati accidentally scratch my body.

Pastu kitorang pun cakap-cakap pasal "cakar harimau". If you don't know, please don't ask me, ask someone else what "cakar harimau" is. Heee.

Lepas tu, a friend of mine, Alia tiba-tiba cakap : Eh, cakar harimau tu bukan kuih ke?

We were like, huh?

Pastu Alia tersedar : Eh bukan la tu kuih cakar ayam!!

*Bengongggg -_______-*

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Sedang kami makan lunch kat kedai makcik sedap, kitorang order air kelapa.

Tgh minum-minum air kelapa..

Idy : Tgk, air kelapa ni walaupun luar panas tapi dalam dia sejuk. Sebab tempurung dia.

Semua sambung sedut air kelapa.. Sedap..

Pastu Fiza cakap : Kalau macam tu I nak buat rumah pakai tempurung kelapa lah. Nanti sejuk lah rumah.


*Cuba korang bayangkan tgh jenjalan, tiba-tiba jumpa sebuah rumah yang diperbuat daripada tempurung kelapa. Hah tu lah rumah Fiza.*

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Lepas kitorang baru lepas makan jamuan raya kat makcik sedap tgh hari tadi, masa nak masuk kereta Raihan, tiba-tiba dia bebel sorang-sorang.

Raihan (sambil menepuk-nepuk bahagian hadapan kereta dia) : Ehhhh apa ni taik lalat kat keta I!!

Semua jammed. Taik lalat?

Raihan : Eh bukan! Taik burung! Hahahah

*OK lalat mmg boleh berak kat kereta pun. Burung boleh berak kat muka orang.*

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Tadi kat bilik saya, sedang fikir-fikir apa soalan bodoh yang paling latest diorang came out with..

Zati : I takde soalan bodoh. Kali ni I pandai sikit.

*:)) We're proud of you, babe. Hahahahha*

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For related entries posted before:

Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV

When I See You Smile

And so, I watched Sydney White yesterday for the 2nd or 3rd time, I could not recall. For all these while I didn't know that Sydney White adapted the storyline of Snow White. A friend of mine told me, and throughout the movie, it all seemed to make sense to me how the characters in Sydney White relate to those in Snow White. Sydney herself as Snow White. The 7 losers are the 7 dwarfs, Tyler Prince is the Prince, Rachel Witchburn as the evil witch, and so on. OK whatever, at least now I know.

Anyhoo, what attracts me the most is Tyler Prince's eyes and dimples and his awful voice singing "When I See You Smile". I wondered who sing that song, and Googled it, but I couldn't find the original video but this was what I found (which still make my day because it is Orlando Blooming Bloom, people!)

Slumberland

What I had last night :

And guess who I met? Miss J from ANTM!

Bonda

Me : Hye bonda tgh bwatpe?

Mama : Rumah uwan gossip

Me : Astaghfirullahal'azim orang2 tua zaman sekarang apa nak jadi tak berasap dapur. Masak apa harini?

Mama : Tak masa mogok




*Uwan : Nenek (grandma) in Negeri Sembilan dialect




P.S. I miss you Ma. You hate replying text messages, I know. Saje nak test :D

Two Years

3rd October 2008, 3rd Syawal 1429H.

You left us all crying over your death. You left us wonder why do you have to leave too soon. I still have not had enough of your advices you loved to give casually while we were watching TV, how you love to remind us all the importance to education, how crucial it is to always form the pillars of religion, how we need to respect our parents, and be obedience towards them. I still not have enough of your complaints over the news on TV, how cruel the world is becoming, how corrupted the system is becoming. I still have not had enough of your babbles, and everything about you.

You left Wan alone in her room, sleeping all by herself every night since you were gone. You left her unaccompanied whenever Mama brought her back to kampung. You used to accompany her all the way from KL to kampung, now Wan go back to kampung to pay you visits. You left Wan to sit alone on the couch in the morning of 1st Syawal, saying her words and appreciation, when you were the one who usually did that on the previous Syawals before you left.

You left Mama alone in her room, crying every day since you've been gone. Not even one day Mama went through without crying. You left Mama alone in her kitchen, cooking your favourite dishes to be sent to Wan, though you're not around anymore. You were always on Mama's lips in anything she does. "Atok suka lauk ni." "Kalau Atok ni, mesti dia marah." "Kalau Atok ada lagi.." But Mama never expressed how she felt in front of us. You left Mama and made her a very strong woman.

You left me. You left me crying on Abang's shoulder in the aisle of the hospital, just outside the Intensive Care Unit. You had us rushed back to kampung from Seremban to prepare for the hardest thing for us to do during Syawal.

When everybody else were preparing for lemang, ketupat and rendang, we were preparing white cloths.

When everybody were visiting relatives they have not met for years, we were visited by relatives who paid their last visit to you.

When other houses were filled with people in beautiful new outfits, our house were filled with people in baju Melayu, songkok, baju kurung, and hijabs.

Tears filled the atmosphere.

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But that was two years back. Today I called Mama. She was preparing for your tahlil. Atok, just so you know, you are very fortunate. Your tahlil were always filled with so many people. Mama will cook your favourite food for your tahlil. So many people prayed for you because you were a good man.

You were a good husband, father, grandfather, and great grandfather. You were my idol, now and forever. Atok, when I go back to kampung, one thing I love to look through is the album you created. There were albums for family portraits, and albums for newspaper cuttings. They were all ancients. They remind me of you, how you loved to sit all day in your room, and read through newspapers, and do the cut and paste.

Atok,

It has been two years but I feel like it was just yesterday I kissed your hands. It feels like yesterday I sprinkled flowers on your grave. It feels like yesterday I sat by your grave and recite Yassin with the others.

Atok,

I always pray that your soul will be blessed by Him. I pray everyday that you will be placed among the mu'min; that you will be place in His most beautiful Heaven. Amin.

Al-Fatihah.