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Wahhh tajuk post, melets! Kalah karangan adik-adik yang belajar kat Sekolah Rendah (T) Bukit Rokan, Negeri Sembilan. Takde kena mengena. 

Anyway, harini pergi lepak MidValley Megamall. Dah la pakai baju kurung bagai sebab baru balik from wedding, seriously rasa tua gila. Pegi wedding & Mid with Raihan so I had to go back on my own sebab apparently Mama dah balik rumah tinggalkan yours truly. So I had to naik train balik Kajang. And by train, I meant KTM, not any bullet train yang 5 minit boleh sampai Kajang from Mid. NO. Ni KTM that we're talking abut. Keretapi Tanah Melayu.

So I waited for hours just for the train to arrived. Delayed la, cancelled la, orang makin lama makin ramai. Makin berpusu-pusu dah nak roboh platform tu. Ada yang duduk, ada yang cangkung, ada yang macam nak lompat atas landasan pun ada. Tu tipu.

When the train finally arrived, saya masuk PINK COACH (this font color is not really pink lah) a.k.a KOC WANITA (is that how they really spell out 'coach' in BM?) a.k.a COACH FOR LADIES. Seriously, prior to today, I thought the coaches were all pink. But I was frustrated to see just pink sign. No pink seats, no pink doors, no, nothing. Just pink signs. Whatever la.

Then bila dah berjaya masuk, dah padat dah ni, memang dah takleh masuk dah.

Tiba-tiba...

Datang seorang wanita Cina, badan agak gempal, rendah (kurus sikit daripada Semah). Tiba-tiba dia datang, kau tau apa dia buat? Dia masuk-masuk lepas tu tolak semua orang (sila imagine gaya Rikishi nak smack down Stone Cold, macam nak smack him from the side using his arms) - Sambil cakap "I wanna go in!". Dia tolak, tolak, tolak, sampai dia rasa dah takleh tolak lagi dah.

And I instantly and furiously said "Heyyy you shouldn't just PUSH people, you know?"

She said "No, I just wanna go in"

I said "Yeah, everybody wants to go in! But it's full already, can't you see?"

She said "Yeah yeah sorry" (as if she couldn't be bothered enough)

I said "You could hurt people or anything you know. Don't simply push people la"

She said, annoyed "Ya ya la I said sorry to you righttt"

I kept quiet. No point arguing with such an idiot yang mempunyai imaginasi bahawa dia tu WRESTLER, cuma tak make it to the international arena of WWE je. Loser.

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The trained stopped at the next station. The door opened.

That WRESTLER WANNABE, again, with such stupidity that she weirdly possessed, PUSHED PEOPLE AGAIN!!

While saying "Don't push me out! I wanna go in! I wanna go in!"

Padahal.. Aku tak nampak sesape makhluk Allah pun yang tolak dia keluar. Goshhhhh what kind of imagination kau ada ni?? Sumpah pelik dhoweeeee! Siapa yang tolak kau?? Kalau aku nak tolak kau aku tak tolak masa train berhenti la. Aku tolak masa train tgh bergerak, biar kau tergolek dari Serdang ke Kajang, paham??

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Lepas dia dah keluar from train tah kat hentian mana tah dia turun lantak la, lepas tu kat satu station ni masa train stopped, naik la sorang Cina, badan agak-agak yang macam Cina tadi jugak. Nasib baik dia tak hingin jadi wrestler. Tiba-tiba ada sorang lelaki masuk, lepas tu pintu terus tutup.

I was at the verge of saying "Heyyy no men please, tak baca ke sign tu? Panggil polis karang baru tau!" until I realised that, he's a policeman. So, okay... Diam je...

Tapi ada orang Africa diri belakang aku cakap "Wanita Sahaja" wahh githeww kelass BM kau Nyobe! Abang Polis pasti sentap.

Tapi he was good la at least because when the train stopped at this one station, ramai orang nak masuk termasuk 2 orang Mat Bangla. Abang Polis keluar je from the train, terus shoved them. Ahh sungguh gentleman. Gatal.

At another station, ada jugak manusia batak berjantina lelaki nak masuk koc wanita (I kinda like this KOC word. Pelik). A Malay guy, uneducated perhaps. Attempted to masuk the ladies' coach.

Then I said "NO MEN PLEASE". Wah aku jadi heroin la lebih kurang, menyelamatkan wanita-wanita di dalam koc itu.

Then he said "Eh dah penuh ke?".

I should reply him "Eh takde la kan ke kosong ni nak masuk pun boleh gak tapi kena jadi wanita sepanjang masa, mampu?"

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I saw the above photo while I was Google-ing. Which made me think. "Wanita sahaja sepanjang masa". The thing is, ada ke orang yang tak jadi wanita sepanjang masa? Macam, masa dia naik koc wanita tu, dia wanita la initially. Tiba-tiba macam 10 minutes later dia dah tak jadi wanita dah, dia jadi separa wanita. Suara mula garau, misai mula tumbuh. 30 minutes later, dah completely bertukar jadi bukan wanita. Kalau macam tu, macam mana?

Kesimpulannya KTM sux. Tolong avoid. Good night.

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